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For some reason, I find this really, really entertaining. Just that profile. It's the first one I read; I imagine there are a few others that are equally as amusing.

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petit_chou
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:14 am (UTC)
Man, it's a good thing that her degree in Elementary Education was just for kicks, because she has some SERIOUS problems with agreement in that thing: "I try not to eat greasy foods, and not eating late." Wha? I personally loved that her "perfect evening out" involved "playing football out on the beach while watching the sunset."
famousmark
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:24 am (UTC)
If you're playing tackle football, watching the sunset at the same time can be dangerous.
petit_chou
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:35 am (UTC)
Undoubtedly. I also think it is interesting that the two women who claim to LOVE Sarah McLachlan's albums have changed the spelling of her name to "McLaughlin." Those tricky cheerleaders. Note that MOST of them list www.philadelphiaeagles.com as their favourite website. As far as I'm concerned, though, this is the funniest thing I found:
Monica
Years As An Eagle Cheerleader: 1
College: Temple University
Major/Degree: English/Education
Career/Profession: Been an extra in the Indiana Jones stunt show at Disney World
Man, what a TOTALLY AWESOME career!
littlewashu
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:44 am (UTC)
Note that MOST of them list www.philadelphiaeagles.com as their favourite [sic] website.

Man, I picture them all sitting around a room, scribbling on these questionnaires, and one of them whines, "favorite WEBSITE? What am I going to put for THAT?" and one of the clever ones says "I put the Eagles website" and they all chorus/squeal "OMIGOD KRISTIE THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!"

Oh and also I picture them all putting down "www.eagles.com" and the webguy fixing it.
petit_chou
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:51 am (UTC)
Oh, and also? No.
littlewashu
Nov. 8th, 2002 12:12 pm (UTC)
"No"? Whaddaya mean, "no"? That's not how we spell that word in America. That's certainly not how I spell that word in America. The "sic" is there to indicate that it was an error/typo/pretension of the orginal author (you), not its quoter (I). I realize that that's how the word is spelled in the UK. I didn't think you MADE IT UP. You can talk like a limey all you want in my journal, just don't think I'm going to let it slide by without a comment. I never let ANYTHING pass by without a comment.
calamityjon
Nov. 8th, 2002 02:07 pm (UTC)
Heather, seriously, considering that the accepted American spelling of the word is "favorite" and you CHOOSE to spell it wrong for whatever reason, it's better that you eat a little shit over it instead of constantly fighting people who notice that you're not spelling it right.

Honestly, I love the hell out of you, lady, but I can't imagine why you gotta fight for your affectation. Isn't the point of an affectation so that people will notice you're doing something differently?
quba
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:52 am (UTC)
"Favorite Book: The Bible"

The Bible! It's a book, right?
whorgia
Nov. 8th, 2002 12:31 pm (UTC)
And soon to be a major motion picture!
littlewashu
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:45 am (UTC)
Dude, "just for kicks"? She's a third grade teacher! Man, I bet there are a lot of fathers of third-graders who are real, real happy about that.
famousmark
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:25 am (UTC)
Someone should let her know that since "good-hearted" is hyphenated, she is entitled to ONE MORE WORD DESCRIBING HERSELF!
calamityjon
Nov. 8th, 2002 02:08 pm (UTC)
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT AWAY! Anything else I should tell her?
superdaintykate
Nov. 8th, 2002 05:28 pm (UTC)
I just mentally added "taciturn". Think she'll mind?
counterfeitfake
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:36 am (UTC)
If I could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would it be?: My boyfriend

Lady, you CAN have dinner with your boyfriend already. What a waste!
whorgia
Nov. 8th, 2002 12:51 pm (UTC)
Akilah:If I could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would it be?: My significant other

Deborah: If I could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would it be?: My husband

Jill:If I could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would it be?: The love of my life

This is one of those questions where there's only one right answer, isn't it?

Also,
Akilah:What I do to relax: I take a long, hot shower while burning scented candles.

Adrianne:What I do to relax: Long bubble baths with candles

Deborah:What I do to relax: Watch Tv and take a hot shower

Karyn: What I do to relax: Read a book or take a bubble bath

Kelly C.: What I do to relax: Whenever I am stressed I relax myself by taking a bubble bath

Linda: What I do to relax: A bubble bath and a warm cup of tea, and a good movie.

Im giving up at the L's. All this blonde is making my brain hurt.








quba
Nov. 8th, 2002 11:55 am (UTC)
You guys DID click on the photograph "paper clipped" to the profile, right?

...

Yay!
petit_chou
Nov. 8th, 2002 12:04 pm (UTC)
A lot of em have photographs clipped to their profiles, Quba. Go nuts.
quba
Nov. 8th, 2002 01:49 pm (UTC)
Some of them cheerleaders look terrib-o.
king_kai
Nov. 8th, 2002 12:29 pm (UTC)
yeah this year, in what i can only imagine was an effort to bring some integrity to the concept of the cheerleader calendar (part & parcel of any serious football campaign), they featured all of the cheerleaders wearing lingerie. which is, y'know, also an essential part of football...
quba
Nov. 8th, 2002 01:50 pm (UTC)
Well, I'm glad my sister is a cheerleader. I hope I find her naked on the internet, someday.
thalamic
Nov. 8th, 2002 01:20 pm (UTC)
Brianne
What two things would I bring on a deserted island:
My boyfriend and a radio
>>A radio? Lady! It's a DESERTED island.

Bridget
Any Pets?: I cat named Hennessey, 2 cockateils Lucky and Sunny

Cathy
Favorite Quote:
"You never lose by loving...You always lose by holding back." "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others..."
>>Um...that's TWO quotes.

Favorite Eagles Player: The whole team
>>Does she know the meaning of 'Favorite' and 'Player'?

Describe myself in 3 words: Hard Working, Ambitions/Outgoing, Spontaneous
>>That's four.

Favorite Book: I don't have any favorites
>>Translation: I haven't read anything past "See spot run."

What two things would I bring on a deserted island:
My boyfriend George, and my daughter Cayla
>>"Heck, if I'm going to be miserable, so will everyone who cares about me."

If I could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would it be?:
Someone very famous in television and movies
>>Anyone will do.

What is the most attractive Quality I find in someone?: The ability to be REAL and their eyes
>>That's right. It's all about her.

Christina
Favorite website: Kazaa.com

Courtney
What two things would I bring on a deserted island:
Stereo and CD's
>>and the stereo is going to run on sheer will alone.

Dana
Any Pets?: 2 Maltese puppies, Gucci and Armani

Deborah G.
What I like best about Philadelphia: I love the city's sporting events. We offer a large variety to choose from.
>>Who's "we"?

Dorothy
Describe myself in 3 words: Friendly, funny, flirtatious
>>That's not funny.

Favorite Place to visit/Travel?: The Super Bowl!
>>It's, like, an event, or something.

Heather Jane
What two things would I bring on a deserted island: My cat and his veterinarian
>>LOL!

Ja'Nise
What two things would I bring on a deserted island: Family pictures and a Discman
>>Discman ain't worth shit without CDs, darling.

I can't take it anymore!
petit_chou
Nov. 8th, 2002 01:31 pm (UTC)
I appreciate the girl who wanted to bring a bathing suit with her to the deserted island. You know, to cover up her naughty bits so...um...the fish wouldn't see anything untowards.
thalamic
Nov. 8th, 2002 01:50 pm (UTC)
ooh ooh
Janet
What two things would I bring on a deserted island: Treadmill and food & water
>>Yeah. It's not like there will be any place to run around or anything.
taumeson
Nov. 9th, 2002 01:11 pm (UTC)
on the bucs' squad we have a dentist and an assistant state prosecutor.

for the eagles, there are some teachers and some interesting majors (engineering, etc.) but no real careers.

the closest is this chick, who's a programmer who went to West Point. word.
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