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I would like to go on the record saying that there is something very fishy about this girl in Salt Lake City who was just found. Something very very fishy.

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slickninja
Mar. 13th, 2003 01:07 pm (UTC)
She was abducted and anally probed by aliens!
misterscarecrow
Mar. 13th, 2003 01:13 pm (UTC)
Can't you just say assducted then?
myasma
Mar. 13th, 2003 01:09 pm (UTC)
Fishy in the sense that she has been wandering around the same town she was taken from, apparently spending many hours on the streets, and why didn't anyone notice before now kind of fishy? Or fishy in another way?
misterscarecrow
Mar. 13th, 2003 01:09 pm (UTC)
Nothing fishy! You're just ... um, paranoid!

She was kidnapped, brainwashed, moved all over the country, and then they made the mistake of stopping back in like fifteen miles from her house.

What's fishy about that?

Okay, now I'm not sure if I was joking or what. Anyway, tell me, what do you find fishy? Fo realz.
littlewashu
Mar. 13th, 2003 02:06 pm (UTC)
The fact that it was in Utah (everybody's crazy there) . . . that she was in the hills behind the house for months . . . this whole "brainwashed" bit . . . she was wearing a veil? She fell asleep holding her sister's hand last night . . . too many things are weird. I think I thought this was fishy when it happened, actually. I think the dad did it!

No but seriously, there are just too many weird details. It could be nothing, but you know, just a gut feeling.

Hey, possibly unrelated note: why did we hear about this kidnapping in the first place? Don't kids get kidnapped all the time?
misterscarecrow
Mar. 13th, 2003 02:09 pm (UTC)
Why did we hear about it? Because they came in to the house and took her with her sister watching. That's why.

The rest of it is just ODD, yes.

Dad saying, "I'm not questioning her too much - just going to let her rest" and all that.

The biological daughter of crazywoman (or crazyman - forget which) saying all this strange shit about her parents.

Ad nauseum, et cetera, and on and on.
littlewashu
Mar. 13th, 2003 02:14 pm (UTC)
I want to see this photo of the three of them making a scene at the party. Smoking Gun doesn't have it, shame on you, Smoking Gun!

(Oh and psst forget what I said about the wife, they were talking about Emmanuel, I was reading too fast).
ranai
Mar. 13th, 2003 03:46 pm (UTC)
We heard about it because she was a very pretty blonde white girl.

Kids get kidnapped all the time but after Danielle Van Dam, the media just latched onto all these missing kids stories. There was a little black girl in like, Michigan that was kidnapped and found murdered, but she didn't make CNN until weeks after she was found dead and people started raising hell that the missing white kids were all over the news and CNN ironically wanted to make a statement on how the media only seemed to be paying attention to the cute cherubic little white kiddies.

And like... yeah. Kids are STILL going missing but the media isn't gonna sieze upon it so much with this whole crazy war thing.

And yeah, this whole thing is fishy.
king_kai
Mar. 14th, 2003 06:14 am (UTC)
"we" didn't hear about it. in the first, or second place. would you care to direct me to what in the blue blazes you are all talking about? i don't read news on the regular.
king_kai
Mar. 14th, 2003 01:01 pm (UTC)
ha! i saw that giant cheeto on JKL last night.

but on a more serious note, WOW. this liz smart story is fucked up. i can't believe this is the first i'm hearing of it. everything about it seems fishy...

qed
Mar. 14th, 2003 07:18 am (UTC)
This is the girl we heard about the other night, right?

Kai and I were watching the Sixers game, and they interrupted with some news flash about "Elizabeth Smart Found Alive". And we were like, "Who? Was she supposed to be dead?".
king_kai
Mar. 14th, 2003 12:20 pm (UTC)
dude, we must be out of touch with reality. i mean, have you heard about this impending war thing? what's up with that?
greta
Mar. 13th, 2003 01:16 pm (UTC)
uh-huh!
i'm with you. i've been listening to (dare i say?) sean hannity today, and i feel like we're missing a HUGE part of the story. and, why haven't they made any arrests yet?
wander999
Mar. 13th, 2003 01:48 pm (UTC)
I totally agree with you. I know there's more to the story then what they've released so far. Consider the picture attached to the CNN article.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/West/03/13/smart.kidnapping/tz.elizabeth.smart.ap.jpg

Note: hair in perfect pig tail braids. She had perfect hair right before she was taken into the police station.

And she seems so happy and well-adjusted after being kidnapped for 9 months and held hostage at knife point. Very strange.
calamityjon
Mar. 13th, 2003 01:52 pm (UTC)
PATTY. FUCKING. HEARST.
I would just like a total moratorium on calling this "A miracle," until everything is known about what happened to her, exactly. Being abducted, brainwashed, possibly abused and stuffed with narcotics and THEN being rescued is short of my definition.
greta
Mar. 13th, 2003 04:10 pm (UTC)
Re: PATTY. FUCKING. HEARST.
yup. this girl's story is just beginning. they keep saying, "in a few weeks everything will be back to normal for her and her family." really? i get the feeling we'll be hearing about poor elizabeth smart for a LONG time.

i mean, they even have a SYNDROME for this type of thing. HELLO! "STOCKHOLM SYNDROME" FOLKS?
calamityjon
Mar. 13th, 2003 07:07 pm (UTC)
YAS, HALLO, DIS IS DE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME FOLKS! HOW CAN VE HELP YOU??
greta
Mar. 13th, 2003 07:12 pm (UTC)
Re:
crackin' me up.
ex_clevergir259
Mar. 18th, 2003 11:57 am (UTC)
Salon has an article written by a former Mormon who wonders if the "infantilizing" influence of the Smarts' faith might have had something to do with her passivity.

Article: The Church of Latter-Day Constraints

This might explain some other troubling details - like the fact that her (terrified, 9-year-old) sister waited for two full hours after the kidnapping to tell her parents that Elizabeth was gone.
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