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May. 11th, 2006

Here's an update on the dude who busted out the back window of a cop car with his head, assaulted the two officers using martial arts, dove out of the moving vehicle, and then escaped into the woods, all whilst having his hands cuffed behind his back, and not wearing shoes.

He's surrendered himself, and among his charges is "theft of police handcuffs." He said he took off because he thought the cops were going to beat him up.

This guy is my new hero, seriously.

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petit_chou
May. 11th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
I'm impressed that one of the assaulted officers got treatment for SHOULDER injuries...which he received from a guy whose hands were cuffed behind his back. Martial arts GENIUS, man!
ludickid
May. 11th, 2006 05:07 pm (UTC)
Plus, his name is TALEON GOFFNEY! BEWARE TALLEON GOFFNEY!
iphisol
May. 11th, 2006 05:40 pm (UTC)
I like that story because it reminds me of my recent run-in with the fuzz- a lot of the elements are the same.
adsinfinitum
May. 11th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
... and he has a twin brother! I hope he knows martial arts, too. Holy crap these guys need their own series.

He's Taleon.
His brother's Keyontyli.

If they have a kick-ass sister called Orlando they can be TKO!
(Anonymous)
May. 22nd, 2006 08:57 pm (UTC)
Are you serious?
How can you say he is your hero? Do your research. He is a convicted felon and a menace to society. Why dont you check out Dept. of Correction website then maybe you will change your statement.
littlewashu
May. 22nd, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
No man, are YOU serious?
Why don't you sign your name, and we can have a real conversation about this?
(Anonymous)
May. 22nd, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
Re: No man, are YOU serious?
I dont waste my time talking to people who worship and encourage violence. You should write things that would be more productive to other people. Piece of advise, read a newspaper and educate yourself , it will be good for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
littlewashu
May. 23rd, 2006 03:05 am (UTC)
Re: No man, are YOU serious?
That's me, worshipping and encouraging violence! YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.

Thanks for the tip! I will read a newspaper and educate myself straightaway. (P.S. It's "advice," not "advise.")
(Anonymous)
May. 23rd, 2006 05:02 am (UTC)
Re: No man, are YOU serious?
Hey, dont get upset!! Im sorry if I sounded mean. Anyways, take care. I know how to spell advice, I guess you miss the the whole point of it.
(Anonymous)
Jul. 16th, 2006 07:45 am (UTC)
Re: Are you serious?
FUCK YOU u sound like a snitch!
Sincerely SUPER MAN
(Anonymous)
Aug. 8th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Are you serious?
NO FUCK YOUR SELF LOSER! GET A LIFE!!!!!! TOO MUCH TIME CREATING A WEBSITE FOR CONVICTS!!! DUMB ASS!!! I AM FORWARDING THIS TO THE AUTHORITY -- I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO WORSHIP CRIMINALS. BIG LOSER!!! YOUR AN IDIOT!!
(Anonymous)
Aug. 8th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
Re: Are you serious?
THIS IS A REPLY TO SUPERMAN (YEAH YOU WISH!) not to the creator of this website.
littlewashu
Aug. 8th, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
I don't think you know how to use the internet.
(Anonymous)
Aug. 22nd, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
Haha
I think you just feel stupid because your hero is in jail AGAIN. Have you check the news lately? I guess not. Your hero is charged with attempted homicide, burglary, theft of a firearm, aggravated assault with a firearm and escape, serious stuff!!! Maybe you should think about having a new hero. You mommy and daddy would not be happy reading this, dont you think? Tsk, tsk.
littlewashu
Aug. 23rd, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)
You confuse me
No, I haven't kept up with this story, because I DON'T CARE. If you had attempted to have an actual conversation with me, instead of just coming in here every month or so and being all yelly, I could have told you that. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GUY. Seriously. It was interesting to me because it happened near where I live, and the situation was some total movie action. THAT'S IT. I am not trying to make a larger statement about violence or crime or anything, I was just relating a story that sounded like it came from a movie, but was actually about real life.

I don't know this man or his situation, and I'm not going to sit here and judge him. Who ARE you? Why do you care about this situation, and my reaction to it in particular? It is very bizarre.

Also, "mommy and daddy"? Are -- are you serious? I'm twenty-eight years old, man. You are so weird.
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