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Whackin' Off: A LiveJournal Poll

Hey, folks! Was wondering about this the other day, so a poll it is. Ever wonder if you're a sexual deviant or not? Take this poll and find out! I've set the view to "none", so if it works as I understand it, you can vote anonymously and no one will ever know your sleazy sex habits. Except maybe Brad. You dirty motherfucker.

UPDATE: Oh, wait, I can see what I voted. So I might be able to see your answers when you vote; just a chance you'll have to take.

UPDATE UPDATE: Dude, I can TOTALLY see what your masturbatory habits are. Sorry. If you can't see anyone else's, though, then I'm the only one . . .

Poll #21654 Whackin' Off

Okay, so how often do you . . . er . . . partake in self-pleasurin' activitiez? On average?

Several times a day
6(12.2%)
About once daily, give or take
16(32.7%)
A few times a week
20(40.8%)
A few times times each month
5(10.2%)
Special occasions only
1(2.0%)
What? People do that? Ew.
1(2.0%)

Where do you usually do the deed?

In bed before I drift off to sleep
15(31.9%)
In the shower
1(2.1%)
After I get home from work
2(4.3%)
In the car
0(0.0%)
At work
0(0.0%)
At your mom's house
0(0.0%)
At the computer
0(0.0%)
In front of someone else
0(0.0%)
Other
4(8.5%)

Other?

Comments

( 22 comments — Leave a comment )
illscientist
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:31 am (UTC)
I posted statistics for when I'm not gettin' some, all the time. I'm gettin' a lot, of late, so these figures may be innaccurate.
littlewashu
Mar. 4th, 2002 12:01 pm (UTC)
I don't think my habits change much when I'm with someone. Or if they do, it's only because I'm alone less. I think my appetite for orgasms is limitless.
quba
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:31 am (UTC)
You should post the results to this on a Girl Vs. Boy basis. Keep it anonymous, though. I don't want people to know I masturbate several times a day in the car. How embarrassing!
littlewashu
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:33 am (UTC)
Why should I post this on a girl vs. boy basis?

1. There are like two girls who will read this, and

2. The only girls who whack off less than boys because they are girls are FUCKING LAMERS and full of shit, and girls like that aren't welcome here anyhow.
quba
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:47 am (UTC)
Fair enough. I just know a lot of girls who, under relentless cross examination, have told me they can't.

Not that they don't, or Jesus won't let them, but that they can't.

I'm just wondering how prevalent this is.

littlewashu
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:57 am (UTC)
You should introduce me.
littlewashu
Mar. 4th, 2002 09:00 am (UTC)
No, but seriously? They can't get off ever at all? Weird. That sucks. They should see a doctor. But if they can get off with a guy, but can't do it themselves? Then they have no imagination, and/or aren't trying hard enough. Or they're lying.

As for prevalent? Besides middle-aged women on Oprah, I've never heard of such a thing. But you probably have more girl friends than I do.
quba
Mar. 4th, 2002 09:13 am (UTC)
I know. There aren't that many tricks our bodies can do.
rhino777
Mar. 4th, 2002 09:20 am (UTC)
yeah one of my peeps had a girlfriend who couldn't ever get completely off...even by herself...i'm thinking it's psychological...
manningkrull
Mar. 4th, 2002 12:20 pm (UTC)
>> They can't get off ever at all? Weird. That sucks. They should see a doctor. <<

Doctor MANNING!
tamisevens
Mar. 4th, 2002 12:03 pm (UTC)
I have a couple of girl friends who have the not-getting-off problem, and in each case, it's because the girl has never or doesn't know how to masterbate. If you don't start masterbating at a young age, you'll never learn.

And you know, with some girls, it just takes being with the right guy.

Me, I don't have such problems, and never did. I taught myself how to uh, find my own pleasure when I was about 9.

That way, even if I had been unfortunate enough to never have gotten laid, or been with a guy who knew what he was doing, at least I would know that my BODY is capeable of having an orgasim.
prettykate
Mar. 4th, 2002 01:39 pm (UTC)
Try age six. I'm being 100% honest. I don't always think you need to have an orgasm to have a super-time by yourself. I don't think it's a "problem" anymore. I suck at getting myself to that point, but I still have a blast, so what's the big deal? I have never lived alone, and I think that is a factor. I am always worried that I'm going to get caught. ("Kaaaaaate, we need to use the bathroom!" ) I know I can orgasm, and since I do it frequently now with Chris... ida' know. It seems like "goal"-oriented sex narrows the experience.

AND I know GUYS that have had problems getting off in certain situations too. It's not just the ladies.




rxgreene
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:35 pm (UTC)
General rules for more fun in da sack (this goes for everyone)
1) Know your own body. Back in '94 I once spent a very frustrating night with a lady who didn't know what she liked. She didn't like any of the things I was doing that I had had success with with my previous partners. I finally ended up offering to stroke, pinch, lick, tickle, then burn each square inch of her body, and cataloging the results as to what she liked or did not. Then I found out that she had never had an orgasm.

2) Communication. Once you know what you like, tell your partner. You'd be suprised what they'll do to get you off. This is a two way street!

3) I think it was Donald Sutherland in Space Cowboys who put it best "Women have access to a near infinite supply of orgasms. I'm just trying to help them get them out."
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Somehow I think I'm preaching to the choir here
prettykate
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:56 pm (UTC)
Re: General rules for more fun in da sack (this goes for everyone)
You are in my case. I hope this doesn't mean everyone thinks I have a miserable sex life or that I'm totally frigid. For the record, I am brimming with sexuality!
prettykate
Mar. 4th, 2002 01:47 pm (UTC)
Whoops. Sorry Tami! I didn't mean to reply just to you. I meant to do it towards everyone. Esp. because you knew all that already!

greatmonkeygod
Mar. 4th, 2002 09:10 am (UTC)
"Dude, I can TOTALLY see what your masturbatory habits are," May well be one of the funniest lines known to man.
calamityjon
Mar. 4th, 2002 09:30 am (UTC)
Doubly so if you say it in a duck voice.
slickninja
Mar. 4th, 2002 11:17 am (UTC)
I read somewhere that 1% or so of women will go through life without ever having an orgasm. My friend Liz never has. And I don't think she knows how to. And I am not willing to teach her. I think this is a job for...LITTLE WASHU!
littlewashu
Mar. 4th, 2002 11:22 am (UTC)
I think it is too! Liz is HOT!
calamityjon
Mar. 4th, 2002 12:10 pm (UTC)
I wanna see the "Other?" answers.
littlewashu
Mar. 4th, 2002 12:19 pm (UTC)
Okay. I was gonna do a whole discussion thing tomorrow, because I find a lot of this interesting (only dirty things interest me). I'll reveal them then.

What's a jake? The terlit?
calamityjon
Mar. 4th, 2002 12:25 pm (UTC)
Yesh.
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