UPDATE: Oh, wait, I can see what I voted. So I might be able to see your answers when you vote; just a chance you'll have to take.
UPDATE UPDATE: Dude, I can TOTALLY see what your masturbatory habits are. Sorry. If you can't see anyone else's, though, then I'm the only one . . .
Okay, so how often do you . . . er . . . partake in self-pleasurin' activitiez? On average?
Where do you usually do the deed?