Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
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Whackin' Off: A LiveJournal Poll

Hey, folks! Was wondering about this the other day, so a poll it is. Ever wonder if you're a sexual deviant or not? Take this poll and find out! I've set the view to "none", so if it works as I understand it, you can vote anonymously and no one will ever know your sleazy sex habits. Except maybe Brad. You dirty motherfucker.

UPDATE: Oh, wait, I can see what I voted. So I might be able to see your answers when you vote; just a chance you'll have to take.

UPDATE UPDATE: Dude, I can TOTALLY see what your masturbatory habits are. Sorry. If you can't see anyone else's, though, then I'm the only one . . .

Poll #21654 Whackin' Off

Okay, so how often do you . . . er . . . partake in self-pleasurin' activitiez? On average?

Several times a day
6(12.2%)
About once daily, give or take
16(32.7%)
A few times a week
20(40.8%)
A few times times each month
5(10.2%)
Special occasions only
1(2.0%)
What? People do that? Ew.
1(2.0%)

Where do you usually do the deed?

In bed before I drift off to sleep
15(31.9%)
In the shower
1(2.1%)
After I get home from work
2(4.3%)
In the car
0(0.0%)
At work
0(0.0%)
At your mom's house
0(0.0%)
At the computer
0(0.0%)
In front of someone else
0(0.0%)
Other
4(8.5%)

Other?

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  • (no subject)

    Today is Thursday. Settlement on the sale of our house is Tuesday. I took the dog for a walk today, and I started to get a little emotional.

  • (no subject)

    I QUIT MY JOB!

  • The Word for World is Forest

    So it wasn't until late 2013 that I learned how amazing Ursula K. Le Guin is, and how much I adore her. I have been slow in getting through her…