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Whackin' Off: A Summary

Firstly, I'd like to thank you all for participating in the Whackin' Off Poll the other day. Such a good turnout! There were lots of responses from users of whom I had never heard before, and I do a fair amount of friend-to-friend clicking, so way to get the word out!

Here are the answers to the open-ended question "Other?":

illscientist -- this box is not long enough. Very clever. A+

calamityjon -- Onna couch watching tv, or onna jake. I didn't know what a jake was, but now I know it's a terlit.

rhino777 -- when i wake up

greatmonkeygod -- Everywhere, hence my fake-arm shirt. Again, very clever. A+

lysistrata -- as a method of procrastination from homework Yes! Oh man. As I said to her elsewhere, if I had been a liberal arts major in college, I would have injured myself from all the papers I would have had to avoid writing.

lastsonkrypton -- On the toilet before I go to bed Really? On the terlit? Isn't that uncomfortable?

violetlovestars -- bathroom, the living room,

minniethemoocha -- usually in bed

especially -- wherever i am when i feel like doing the deed. Boo! You are a poor direction-follower. This answer gives me no information.

missrhea -- wouldn't you like to know ;-) Well, I did, yes, that's why I was asking. Now that you've been so smarmy, I don't care so much.

missaggrevation -- you dirty, dirty boy. Um . . . the who in the what now?

valleyblossom -- In the pool!!! airjets..heh heh Okay, decent answer -- a hotel hot tub was good to me once (though boys doing this is GROSS) -- but I said "usually". If this is just your most interesting place, then you, too, are a poor direction-follower. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have a pool.

langdon334 -- i'd rather not say .... LOL Did you Laugh Out Loud when you wrote that? Yeah, me neither.

alfie_ilkins -- In bed just after I wake

athenalaughed -- when i'm stressed!

Um, I hope no one minds that I left their name up there, because there it is.

So . . . I was happy to see that most of us are indulging at least several times a week. Only one person said "special occasions only", and here's hoping that person thinks that going grocery shopping is a special occasion, but to each his (or her) own. I was happy to see that I'm not the only chick who gets bored in the car. I HOPE all of those were girls, because otherwise . . . man, messy and dangerous, no? That's one more good thing about being a girl . . . we're self-contained. Anytime, anyplace, and you'll never know. I was also happy to see so many people responding with "in front of someone else". Until recently I thought that was NASTY and WRONG, but then I realized that I had formed that opinion at age, like, thirteen, and it warranted being revisited: so now I don't think it's nasty. Finally, I am disappointed at the lack of "at your mom's house" responses. All other choices were in the first person, which means that said mom belongs to ME, and most of you missed the chance to take a dig at littlewashu. Have I taught you nothing?


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Mar. 6th, 2002 11:45 am (UTC)
"Have I taught you nothing?"

No, you really haven't taught me much, but god damn has your mom shown me the world.
Mar. 6th, 2002 11:48 am (UTC)
See now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Good work.
Mar. 6th, 2002 11:46 am (UTC)
you posted my name!?!?!? now i must destroy you!!!!1
Mar. 6th, 2002 12:16 pm (UTC)
Man, how odd that you posted our names here but not in the first poll. I think you're now required to list everyone who selected "in the car" as an option, as our personal safety may be at risk and we have a right to know.
Mar. 6th, 2002 12:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah . . . I never know with this sort of thing. But none of them seemed particularly embarassing . . . I mean, on the one hand, this is kind of a personal subject, but another, we're all exhibitionists just by HAVING a LiveJournal, right? And they knew I was going to see it, and if anyone's a brat who likes to make fun of people for embarassing stuff, you're lookin' at 'er. Shit, I should have put "do you care if I reveal this information" as a question, THAT would have solved my problem!

So, kids, if you want your name scratched, drop me a line and you're off and my apologies. I just never know with this sort of thing . . .

Oh, and I can't speak for anyone else, but I always use Cruise Control, and never when it's raining.
Mar. 6th, 2002 04:42 pm (UTC)
True that bit about the car masturbation. Me driving down the freeway wackin' is sexy but the dude in the car next to me wackin' is gross and perverted.
Mar. 6th, 2002 06:28 pm (UTC)
On the toilet before I go to bed Really? On the terlit? Isn't that uncomfortable?

Not the way I do it, baby.

(You have to read that in a Barry White voice for it to work.)
Mar. 7th, 2002 09:32 am (UTC)
Yo, I hear your mom makes dope lasagna. I'm not fucking up my chances of getting some of that one day. Seriously.
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