Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
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Whackin' Off: A Summary

Firstly, I'd like to thank you all for participating in the Whackin' Off Poll the other day. Such a good turnout! There were lots of responses from users of whom I had never heard before, and I do a fair amount of friend-to-friend clicking, so way to get the word out!

Here are the answers to the open-ended question "Other?":

illscientist -- this box is not long enough. Very clever. A+

calamityjon -- Onna couch watching tv, or onna jake. I didn't know what a jake was, but now I know it's a terlit.

rhino777 -- when i wake up

greatmonkeygod -- Everywhere, hence my fake-arm shirt. Again, very clever. A+

lysistrata -- as a method of procrastination from homework Yes! Oh man. As I said to her elsewhere, if I had been a liberal arts major in college, I would have injured myself from all the papers I would have had to avoid writing.

lastsonkrypton -- On the toilet before I go to bed Really? On the terlit? Isn't that uncomfortable?

violetlovestars -- bathroom, the living room,

minniethemoocha -- usually in bed

especially -- wherever i am when i feel like doing the deed. Boo! You are a poor direction-follower. This answer gives me no information.

missrhea -- wouldn't you like to know ;-) Well, I did, yes, that's why I was asking. Now that you've been so smarmy, I don't care so much.

missaggrevation -- you dirty, dirty boy. Um . . . the who in the what now?

valleyblossom -- In the pool!!! airjets..heh heh Okay, decent answer -- a hotel hot tub was good to me once (though boys doing this is GROSS) -- but I said "usually". If this is just your most interesting place, then you, too, are a poor direction-follower. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have a pool.

langdon334 -- i'd rather not say .... LOL Did you Laugh Out Loud when you wrote that? Yeah, me neither.

alfie_ilkins -- In bed just after I wake

athenalaughed -- when i'm stressed!

Um, I hope no one minds that I left their name up there, because there it is.

So . . . I was happy to see that most of us are indulging at least several times a week. Only one person said "special occasions only", and here's hoping that person thinks that going grocery shopping is a special occasion, but to each his (or her) own. I was happy to see that I'm not the only chick who gets bored in the car. I HOPE all of those were girls, because otherwise . . . man, messy and dangerous, no? That's one more good thing about being a girl . . . we're self-contained. Anytime, anyplace, and you'll never know. I was also happy to see so many people responding with "in front of someone else". Until recently I thought that was NASTY and WRONG, but then I realized that I had formed that opinion at age, like, thirteen, and it warranted being revisited: so now I don't think it's nasty. Finally, I am disappointed at the lack of "at your mom's house" responses. All other choices were in the first person, which means that said mom belongs to ME, and most of you missed the chance to take a dig at littlewashu. Have I taught you nothing?
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