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Not getting laid for a long time is FUNNY.

Tony: Hi! You there?
geniusscientist: yup
Tony: Cool. How's it going?
geniusscientist: eh
Tony: That exciting?
Tony: I wanted to tell you, though, you've inspired an LJ entry that I'll be posting later today
geniusscientist: oh yes? is it about heads being split open by means of axes?
Tony: Not quite. That doesn't get posted. That stuff I save for my memoirs
geniusscientist: ah
geniusscientist: LJ is my memoirs.
Tony: Actually, it's about SEX!
geniusscientist: woo-hoo
geniusscientist: if i think real hard, i can almost remember what that's like . . .
Tony: Hm. Yes. I seem to recall it involves liquor
Tony: Or maybe that's just EVERYTHING I'm thinking of

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calamityjon
Mar. 18th, 2002 12:53 pm (UTC)
No comment on your getting laid or not, but MAN do I love what you're doing with the design on your LJ page! Astonishing!
littlewashu
Mar. 18th, 2002 12:58 pm (UTC)
Why dank you! And it's not even finished yet!

Oh, I used Netscape at home the other day to see your cat. He is so cute and bashful! I know it's not a priority, but it would be rad if you figured out how to let all the IE people see him, too.
salsamander
Mar. 18th, 2002 12:59 pm (UTC)
Sex on the Brain
Funny you should mention that... I'm helping out on a short piece on the Kinsey Institute (sexual behavior studies) in Bloomington - for Public Television.
Everybody around here's been talking about gettin' some or the lack of some.

There's one segment showing preserved latex condoms from the 40s - apparently they have to be sealed in with inert gasses to prevent cracking and drying.
Somehow I found myself identifying with those condoms...
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