I was using a dummy Yahoo account to store a million old emails, and I forgot to heed warnings, and I didn't check it for a million years, and they went and deactivated it and deleted all my messages.
I am such a packrat. I save everything. This would make me sadder if I remembered what any of the messages were. It was two or three years of my life, though.
Probably just as well. All that shit would just make me sad, and angry about things I've stopped being angry about two years ago. But still.