Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
Hot Dips
littlewashu

Kick the keg

I'm trying to eat a lot of Easter candy every day, so that it will all be GONE and out of my house, because when it's here I just eat it and that contributes to me not losing this belly of mine.

This logic is along the same lines of that of Mr. Frank Lorito, Michelle's dad, at her graduation party two years ago. He said that they had to hurry up and finish the keg, so that it would be kicked, and they could go get another one, before they were too drunk to drive.
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