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Man, it is actually hot out there today! And the novelty of it all makes that radicool! I really have to get my window fixed this weekend. I can't be all stuffed inside my car with the weather this wonderful.

Driving home for lunch I was behind a Jeep Wrangler with no doors on. I WANT A JEEP WRANGLER WITH NO DOORS ON!

I wish I could smoke a joint on my balcony at lunch, and then twenty minutes later not be high so that I could return to work. I would not want to be high at work.

Last night I went out onto my balcony and attempted to smoke a vanilla bidi. Sometime last summer, on the advice of my idiot cubemate (he is an idiot for far larger reasons, trust me), I decided to give bidis a shot. I eventually smoked or gave away like half of them, and the rest sat in my pantry for eight months. So last week I was at the cigarette store and bought a pack of bidis on a whim. Thought maybe the vanilla would be a nice flavor for spring. And I like how they look: they're big leaves, with a teeny tiny string wrapped around them. How natural looking! How salt of the earth!

Well, I remembered why I never finished that original pack. Who smokes these things? They're like smoking a punk. Not like Tami, but like the thing with which you light firecrackers that isn't to be inhaled. Seriously. They're not just not-tasty, they're . . . not smokable. I remember that they kept going out all the time. I didn't even give it a chance to do that last night; I took one drag, made a disgusted face at it (two kinds of disgusted: first the "ew, gross" kind, and then the "you've got to be kidding me" kind) and put it out. Then I lit a Djarum Black (which happens to be my legal smoke of choice NO GOTH JOKES PLEASE), took one drag, and said, "what the hell am I doing?" and put that one out too. And then enjoyed the wonderful Spring air in my lungs.


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Apr. 3rd, 2002 11:25 am (UTC)
People kept giving me Djarum blacks last night.

Now my throat is bleeding. For literal.
Apr. 3rd, 2002 11:51 am (UTC)
i actually kinda liked the cinnamon bidis they have here...don't get them very often but kinda neat once in a while...also, have you tried Djarum Splash?
Apr. 3rd, 2002 12:32 pm (UTC)
Splashes are fucking nasty. I used to like them once, but I don't know how. The new lights are fucking nasty, too. I don't know how lights can be nasty, but they are. I liked the old ones in the cream box with the red top pretty okay, I guess, but the ones that are in the box that look like the Specials box (only orange instead of maroon) are godawful. And the Specials are a little harsh, but I'll smoke those. But I prefer the Blacks, they're the smoothest, in my opinion.

And I must say that I never thought I would be able to tell the difference between any of them. Shows how far I've come? Ugh, cough cough.
Apr. 3rd, 2002 12:46 pm (UTC)
and on another note, most cloves with white tubing glow in a black light...neato...
Apr. 3rd, 2002 12:49 pm (UTC)
Er . . . I must admit that I rarely find myself in black-light situations in these heady, post-freshman-year-of-college days, but thanks for the inpho.

Oh! But speaking of which, when we were at the museum the other weekend (MORE museum tales, Washu??), there was a section with blacklight to show us the glowy jellyfishes, and not only did my new tongue thing glow, but so did Manning's HAIR! Awesome! Both probably the result of our products being intended for raver kidz.
Apr. 3rd, 2002 01:46 pm (UTC)
"Both probably the result of our products being intended for raver kidz."

Sad but true.
Apr. 3rd, 2002 01:07 pm (UTC)
tubing? toooooooooooobing. tooooooooooooooooobing. tubing.

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