We're going to wait until nine to see if he shows (people are weird around here, and that might happen) and then . . . man, if I have to go out and get them myself, I will!
UPDATE: Dude didn't show up, so Henry (the president of the company, not my cat) gave me money and I went and got bagels and donuts! At Super G, which means they are Krispy Kreme donuts, which are apparently really good or something. Go me! Hooray for saving Bagel Day!
UPDATE UPDATE: Oof. I think that in my excitement, I may have scarfed my bagel down a little too fast. My tummy hurts. I'm pretty sure the only thing that will make it better is a glazed Krispy Kreme donut, so to the lunchroom I go!