Since I missed work yesterday, and I knew people were waiting on things, I decided to come in early today. But then this morning I kept snoozing and snoozing and snoozing. Finally, after almost an hour, I got my ass up and thought, Great. All that, and I snooze so long that I'm getting up at the same time anyway. But then I realized that I WAS up an hour early! Because I ALWAYS snooze for an hour in the mornings! Hooray for the consistency of my laziness!