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Supar Washu!

So I know most of you are sitting at home, thinking, "man, that little washu. What a writer! And what a hottie! I mean, I imagine, since she never posts any pictures of herself! Additionally, I wonder what she does outside of work? She must be a superhero of some sort. I wonder what she looks like in her crimefighting outfit?"

Well, wonder no longer, my friends. Courtesy some weirdo who keeps emailing drawings of me nekkid my very good friend Calamity Jon, I bring you, without further ado,


SUPAR WASHU!!!!!1


Holy, as they say, Crap, ladies and gentlemen. Will you check that shit OUT? Man. Not that you're not all good at looking, but I am an EXPERT looker. I can look with the best of them. So let me, if you will, point out a few things. At which you should look, and by which you should be amused, impressed, and/or amazed:

  • Jet pack for zooming through space.
  • Space goggles to protect my eyes from space dust whilst zooming through space.
  • Space hat which, as jaunty as it is, will probably fall off when I begin to zoom. I think I just have a whole bunch of them, back home. Er, I mean, at my hideout.
  • Ray gun. This is what I use to destroy people who drive around in the rain with their headlights not on. Fuckers.
  • Holy carp, (ha ha, typo, I'm keepin' it) a sidekick dino-sawer. And so green! Doesn't he look magificent standing next to me in my costume?
  • Dinosaur helmet. With buzzing antennae.
  • Fins! REAL supar heroes have fins on their gloves. And on their boots.
  • A cape! REAL supar heroes have capes.
  • A bustle! Or a butt cape, depending on your preference. My ass is so magnificent, it must be hidden. It wouldn't be fair to distract my enemies with its magnificence. It wouldn't be right.
  • Hearts and stars! What girl doesn't like hearts and stars? Not this one! (That's a double negative. That means I DO like hearts, as well as stars).
  • Check out that tight stomach! And those gams! Ah Jon, you are too kind. But hey kids, those breasts? Those breasts are MINE. Serious, yo. Jon must have spent a lot of time staring at them in New Orleans, because those are MY tits, no doubt.
  • Ha ha, I kid. About the staring. Those really are my tits. Aren't they cute?
  • Man, the COLORS! Aren't the colors in this thing FANTASTIC? Woo-hoo!

    I don't think I could like this picture any more than I do. For serious. And he did the thing that I love, which is to make the lines not black, but a darker color of the color inside. And the green! Man. See those little dots inside his helmet? I think the dark little one is his intercom, so that he can talk to me. I mean, he's a freaking dinosaur, all he does is squawk, but he's MY dinosaur, so I know what the squawks mean. And those lighter gray circles? Those are his breath condensation circles! He's chillin' chillin'! I'm not entirely sure how breath condensation is related to "chillin' chillin'", but it is, I assure you.

    So there you have it! Make it your desktop wallpaper! You know you want to!
  • Comments

    ( 20 comments — Leave a comment )
    rhino777
    May. 29th, 2002 12:47 pm (UTC)
    Is that a personal pleasure attachment on the raygun?
    rhino777
    May. 29th, 2002 12:47 pm (UTC)
    Ut-oh...here comes the Lewis Black icon.
    littlewashu
    May. 29th, 2002 01:14 pm (UTC)
    The shoulder is NOT a lane. You have been warned.
    For some reason I received this comment in my Inbox prior to the previous one. Which resulted in me composing the following reply in my head:

    "Damn, Rhino. Just when I'm about to write you off, you have to go say something moderately amusing."

    And now that I see that it was YOU! For that you get Lewis, AND the gasface, AND this:

    No, no it isn't. It's a RAYGUN for making inconsiderate drivers disamappear. That's all. Everything else I can take care of myself, thankyewverymuch.
    greatmonkeygod
    May. 29th, 2002 01:05 pm (UTC)
    Neato! And, well, yeah, what is that little attachment thingy?
    prettykate
    May. 29th, 2002 01:06 pm (UTC)
    G-spot attachment!
    rhino777
    May. 29th, 2002 01:57 pm (UTC)
    ha ha i'm not the only one!
    littlewashu
    May. 29th, 2002 01:15 pm (UTC)
    Shootin' out the tires?
    prettykate
    May. 29th, 2002 01:09 pm (UTC)
    ...and you have TNT, because you & the dinosuar are DINO-MITE!
    slickninja
    May. 29th, 2002 01:10 pm (UTC)
    But...isn't the superhero Washu blond and you're a redhead?
    calamityjon
    May. 29th, 2002 01:24 pm (UTC)
    Secret identity disguise wig.
    littlewashu
    May. 29th, 2002 02:06 pm (UTC)
    No, not wig -- nanorobots, which scurry about and change the color of my hair on the molecular level.


    Red would totally clash with that outfit.
    ex_abescott501
    May. 29th, 2002 01:14 pm (UTC)
    Jon draws EVERYBODY in fantastic shape.


    also HOW CUM THAR R NO BLAECK LINES ON URDRAWING!!!!!11 jon HOW DID U DO THAT!!!!!!!!1111111?????!!!?!?!?!?!?!???????!!!!!1111 ;0)
    calamityjon
    May. 29th, 2002 01:24 pm (UTC)
    I used lasers.
    quba
    May. 29th, 2002 01:43 pm (UTC)
    Jon didn't draw me in fantastic shape.

    But that's because I am awesome.
    calamityjon
    May. 29th, 2002 02:58 pm (UTC)
    I thought all I drew of you was your head. Your horribly, horribly misshapen head.
    quba
    May. 29th, 2002 10:09 pm (UTC)
    A hole, too. "A hole that sucks in all light and matter," I think you said.

    Which, is true.
    misterscarecrow
    May. 29th, 2002 05:10 pm (UTC)
    Yeah, TOTALLY.

    petit_chou
    May. 29th, 2002 05:39 pm (UTC)
    He didn't draw ME in fantastic shape. Unless, you know, I'm a cabbage in which case I look FABULOUS. And bouncy.
    asataylor
    May. 30th, 2002 05:03 am (UTC)
    I guess it's required that I post this awesomeness.

    blooman
    Aug. 5th, 2002 10:02 pm (UTC)
    HOoooooley, that's a sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet pic man. Jon you're f-ing amazing!
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