I didn't eat lunch today, so I began to get a little peckish. But cheez-its weren't going to cut it, so I bought some popcorn from the Honor Snack Tray. It's Kettle Corn and it's SWEET! EWWWWWWWWWWW! Ick. Now I have to buy a soda. Oh no I only have twenties! Water will have to do!
Oh, so I was thinking maybe I could just pour a pound of salt on it to drown out the sweet? But we don't HAVE salt in our lunchroom. Or pepper. We only have oregano, and a small bottle of red powder that says "I Am On Fire". The slogan is "Once tasted, always wanted."