Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
Hot Dips
littlewashu

Secretary Wit

Ha, oh man. I just laughed at one of the secretaries, but for once it was because she was trying to be funny, not just because she was referring to desktop wallpaper as a "screensaver".

Jim: I was in on a Sunday, and I needed to revise a Stormwater Report, but I couldn't find in the file; so I just created an amendment. Now today the original report is in the file, but I can't find my amendment.
Donna: It's called Job Security! You can't fire me, cuz you won't know where to find anything!
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