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Secretary Wit

Ha, oh man. I just laughed at one of the secretaries, but for once it was because she was trying to be funny, not just because she was referring to desktop wallpaper as a "screensaver".

Jim: I was in on a Sunday, and I needed to revise a Stormwater Report, but I couldn't find in the file; so I just created an amendment. Now today the original report is in the file, but I can't find my amendment.
Donna: It's called Job Security! You can't fire me, cuz you won't know where to find anything!

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rhino777
Jul. 19th, 2002 11:53 am (UTC)
not just because she was referring to desktop wallpaper as a "screensaver".


my #1 pet peeve at the office......RAGE!@!111
omelas
Jul. 19th, 2002 12:25 pm (UTC)
Mine is "oh wow, a real human. Are you real?"

Grrrrrrrr
littlewashu
Jul. 19th, 2002 01:17 pm (UTC)
Where the hell do you work, Madame Tussaud's?
rhino777
Jul. 19th, 2002 03:38 pm (UTC)
Did you know... Madame Tussaud’s Amsterdam is not just a collection of life-like portraits of the world’s greatest celebrities but also an audio-visual show which tantalises the senses -sight, sound, and smell

SMELL?!?!
techsmurf
Jul. 20th, 2002 05:56 am (UTC)
So maybe smell-o-vision is real after all...
omelas
Jul. 20th, 2002 06:31 am (UTC)
No, I do tech support for a web hosting company. The phone tree could be a little better, but it's not really that bad. There's just these tough decisions for people to make, like the extremely technical "Press 1 for windows, 2 for macintosh."
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