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Oh my God I just want to freaking make out with someone. I think I'm going to scream. I honestly can't remember the last time I made out with someone. Hold on, calling up Histories . . . scanning . . . scanning . . . does frantic pawing before rough sex count? Didn't think so. Scanning . . . scanning . . . that's all I got. I think we're going to have to go back to when me and JEFF were going out the last time. Do you remember when that was? Yeah, me neither. That was more than a year and a half ago. I need to go out more. I don't have plans Friday . . . if I'm willing to settle for someone creepy, I guess I could hit the 700 Club. Jay doesn't go on Friday's, right? Phew.

In other news, I am falling deeper and deeper (more and more deeply?) in love with Elvis Costello. Man do I love his songs, but MAN do I love them when I'm high, I FEEL them. I want to have sex with Elvis. I want to have angry sex, tender sex, bitter sex with Elvis Costello, one after another and all at once. What's his marriage situation, again? So that I can have factually accurate fantasies?

It's because I don't listen to much rock music these days, is why. Electronic music doesn't really make you want to have sex with its . . . author. Neither does rap, though if it does, it's just "bouncin'", which is mad dirty and nasty. Only in rock music do you hear the bitterness and the crying and the . . . man. "My hand on your hip"? Are you kidding? Fuck me now, Elvis, seriously. Just five minutes, just give me five minutes, I don't care, anything.



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Aug. 12th, 2002 11:14 am (UTC)
He's married, but he cheats, so go nertz.

Also, the ... 700 Club?
Aug. 12th, 2002 11:20 am (UTC)
Yeah, it's this place in Philly that's really, really cool. They play . . . 80's hip hop, and new hip hop, and the Talking Heads, and "B.O.B." and the Beastie Boys, not just hip-hop but I can't think of any other examples, and both white people AND black people go there, which is always nice, and depressingly rare, and the drinks are reasonable, and everybody dresses cool, not glamor-y cool but the real kind of cool, you can wear jeans or get dressed up, either one, and it seems like you're in someone's apartment, not a club. It's really very swell, a nice place to get one's groove on, if not one's swerve.

MEGA SPY thought it was the most amazing place he'd ever been to, but that's neither here nor there.
Aug. 12th, 2002 01:11 pm (UTC)
GODDAMN ME! I just now remembered that stupid, juvenile, frat boy "Hard at work" thing! "You see the new secretary?" "Yeah, and now I'm HARD at WORK!" ::dumb laughter, butting elbows and shit:: That woulda been perfect.
Aug. 14th, 2002 09:36 am (UTC)
man, right on with the 700 club
i just gotta second that. the only "club" i can tolerate. more of a nonclub, in my opinion. you may have to settle for creepy, but chances are you won't have to settle for prententious. or cheesy. or underage. and since you seem to be somewhat of a comment nazi and would prefer a story or at least substance of some sort: we brought my 6"4, lanky-ass friend there for his birthday this year and got him so swerved that he crashed down the stairs and out that side door at the bottom and into a car. all in one fantasic fall. it was like a cartoon, especially in that he didn't get hurt, although he should've. heh. yeah. guess you had to be there.
Aug. 19th, 2002 02:04 pm (UTC)
Man. This Never Fails to Get on My Nerves
and since you seem to be somewhat of a comment nazi

Yeah. I can clearly recall that time when Washu created a totalitarian regime that punished dissent and opposition with death. And then she expanded that to include ethnic genocide, beginning with demonization of ethnic minorities and ending in killing camps and atrocities beyond the worst human imaginings -- grisly medical experiments, mass executions, etc. Over eight million men, women and children were killed in the most horrifying ways possible. Eventually, her ruthless bloodthirst plunged the entire world in war and cost millions more lives to bring her reign of terror to an end, reshaping the political, economic and social climate of the entire planet in the process.

Oh, wait! I don't remember that! You know why? Because it never happened!

Man. Let's throw "Nazi" around more. The weight of their crimes needs to be cheapened and underestimated.
Aug. 12th, 2002 12:05 pm (UTC)
Electronic music doesn't really make you want to have sex with its . . . author.

Pick up a copy of this and it might just change your mind.
Aug. 12th, 2002 12:24 pm (UTC)
Electronic music doesn't really make you want to have sex with its . . . author.

I guess Lords of Acid isn't electronic music then.
Aug. 12th, 2002 01:10 pm (UTC)
Aug. 12th, 2002 01:06 pm (UTC)
Electronic music doesn't really make you want to have sex with its . . . author.

I guess Big Bird Sings isn't electronica then.
Aug. 13th, 2002 10:45 pm (UTC)
y'know, you could probably find SOMEONE that would want to have sex with big bird.... damned if I know who though.

Because Big Bird Sings is hardcore, baby.
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