Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
Hot Dips
littlewashu

Aw bonn payne

Oof, I'm hungry and it's almost time for lunch and I have a meeting that will probably last ALL afternoon and I should put makeup on, look nice for the folks at the meeting and I definitely think I'll get bread for lunch and I'm wearing new pants today only they're not new, I bought them for myself for Christmas (my mom was supposed to pay for them, but she forgot, I don't mind) but today's the first day I wore them because I accidentally got the wrong size, they're a little too big so I thought they looked stupid, but Mitchell said they look all right, he thinks it's fly when girls wear pants that hang low, and these do because they're too big, and so does Dave Mitchell, like when girls' pants hang low I mean, I remember he said that one time when we were at the beach, it must have been Ocean City, and I think they're actually a little bigger on me than they were in December because I haven't exactly lost weight, per se, but I used to have a five-pound window, of how much I weighed, and now I seem to be hovering around that lower value because I've been eating a little better and a lot less and now I need to start lifting weights, and walking, and then I'll be as thin and ripped as Manning and I'll get all the boys and maybe even a girlfriend and we'll live in a little house on the beach in California and I'll learn how to surf and we'll have a dog and a big huge fish tank with lots of colourful fish, and magically I'll be a neat (as in tidy, not -o) person and I'll have a job that I love like a bartender at a strip club like Delilah's, I could make scads of money and all I have to do is make drinks and take compliments and not wear pants all night, which is something I could totally do, and then I'd have my days free and I could wander around parks and the beach and practise my surfing and I would go to Europe all the time, and Hawaii, and Australia. And speaking of girls' pants hanging low, did you see the hip hopera Carmen? It wasn't nearly as good as we had hoped, but Beyonce' (pretend that that's an accent over the e) and one of her girls were wearing pants that were really really really really quite low, and then they turned around AND YOU COULD SEE THEIR BUTT CRACKS! and I suppose this is supposed to be sexy or something, I guess it was a little bit, but you have to have one FLY ass to be able to show your butt crack and have that look good and I sincerely doubt that I'll ever have an ass that nice, but I don't think that bothers me much, because that's a little extreme and we all should have realistic goals. And speaking of bread, I appreciate Manning's illustrations of the challah, but that bread is far too shiny for my tastes. My bread is calling to me.
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