So this morning I had this dream. I dreamed that I went to my boss Tom's holiday party (which in real life is this Saturday) and got really, really drunk. When I got home I dyed my hair purple. Dark, gorgeous purple. The next morning I woke up and went into the bathroom to get ready for work and looked in the mirror and was all "AHHHHH!" I mean, it looked fucking fantastic, but ahh! Work! I was upset and didn't know what to do. Then I woke up and was still a little upset and concerned, so I went into the bathroom and, thankfully, my hair was not purple.