July 3rd, 2002

mr. robin

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I'm watching David Letterman, and it's Stupid Human Tricks, and he's talking to his kid who goes to the University of Toronto, and Dave asked him what he's majoring in, and he says "astrophysics," and Dave says "what do you do with a major in Astrophysics?" and the kid pauses, and he says, "do you need an astrophysicist at the Late Show?" and Dave says "no thanks, we're all full up."

And then, his stupid human trick was that he juggled two balls, whilst passing his person, head to foot, through a stringless tennis racket.
mr. robin

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EW.

I didn't eat lunch today, so I began to get a little peckish. But cheez-its weren't going to cut it, so I bought some popcorn from the Honor Snack Tray. It's Kettle Corn and it's SWEET! EWWWWWWWWWWW! Ick. Now I have to buy a soda. Oh no I only have twenties! Water will have to do!

Oh, so I was thinking maybe I could just pour a pound of salt on it to drown out the sweet? But we don't HAVE salt in our lunchroom. Or pepper. We only have oregano, and a small bottle of red powder that says "I Am On Fire". The slogan is "Once tasted, always wanted."