March 16th, 2004

mr. robin

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It was a pretty nice day yesterday. Windy, but sunny. This morning when I woke up the snow was coming down hard. By my drive to work, it was hailing. It's doing some mixture of that now.

I have homemade raspberry sorbet in my freezer. It's a little sticky, but it is also very very delicious. I also have chocolate ice cream in my freezer, and that is the perfect consistency and also very delicious. Jeff gave me an ice cream maker for my birthday, you see. And I need a bigger freezer.

Sometimes I confuse being bored with being depressed.
mr. robin

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Oh, so hey, a few weeks ago UPS tried delivering a package to my house. As a result of several mis-steps on their part too boring to explain, after a couple weeks of bouncing around Sizzouth Jersney, I think that shit was sent back to the sender. I don't remember ordering anything recently, and apparently the package was being sent to "Keritha", which is not actually my real name (and if it were, it WOULD NOT RHYME WITH ARETHA, please pay attention), so it was perhaps a super secret surprise birthday present? If it was from you, I'm really sorry I didn't receive it, but it was totally UPS's fault, seriously, they're jackasses. UPS can suck it. USPS is the way to go, baby, and barring that, FedEx is preferable.

I'm pretending the box was filled with money. Or weed.