“Hello, this is Kerry, and I'm at the Philadelphia Airport! Uh, I have an hour to kill, so I went to the bar? And I sat down, and I thought, hey, this is okay, I'll get a drink, sit at a table by the window, watch the airplanes come in. Then I look up and notice that _Voyager_ is on the TV, with subtitles! And I think, "this is great, I can sit back, watch a little Star Trek til my flight boards, come on over, head to Cincinnati, hang out at the I'm sure *gorgeous* Cincinnati Airport for four hours..." So as I'm sitting at the bar, WAITING for the stupid bartender to notice me, dude at the bar is like, "hey, can you turn on ABC? I wanna watch the U.S. Open!" And I'm thinking, "they're gonna change fucking Voyager. They're gonna change fucking Voyager!" And they change fucking Voyager.
Transcribed by: littlewashu
“Hello, this is Kerry, and I am at the Cincinnati Airport and it turns out that it actually *is* a very lovely airport--at least Terminal B. Aaaaand I just spent the last couple hours at the "Cheers" Bar where they did *not* know my name, however, they *did* serve me three, uh, double Jack & Cokes, which I'm sure has contributed to my extremely good mood...and I'm about to leave for Amsterdam and every thing is great...and wonderful. Aaaaand, ohhhhhhhhhh, I. Think. That. It's the end! And I'll see...everybody...later. OK, thank you, and goodnight.”
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