Today is the Vernal Equinox! Happy Vernal Equinox, everybody! Happy first full day of Spring!
Tonight I'm going on a date! Holy cow, when does that ever happen! Like never, yo! Don't bother asking me for further details, I'm keeping this on the QT for the time being! That stands for "the Quiet Tip"! But I guess I couldn't help mentioning it! Sorry!
Tomorrow is my buddy Ill Scientist's birthday! He's going to be uh I don't remember! Twenty-four I guess, that crazy youngin!
This weekend my best bud is going on vacation! I hope he brings me back a souvenier! I enjoy collecting refrigerator magnets, I have recently decided! Hint hint!
Next Wednesday Zelda comes out! I have prereserved a copy! That means I get a bonus disk!
Also next Wednesday I'm going to see Mitch Hedberg at my alma mater! R! U! Rah! Rah! R! U! Rah! Rah! Hoo rah, hoo rah, Rut-gers rah! Up stream, red team! Red team, up stream! Rah! Rah! Rut-gers rah!
cue brass: bra bra bra brah brah brah brah braaaaaaaah, bra bra bra brah brah brah brah braaaaaaaah . . . etc etc!
No but seriously, Mitch Hedberg! My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana! I said, no! But I want a regular banana later! So, yeah!
I'm in a non-money March Madness thingie! I picked them totally at random, without looking at any information except for seeding! It's for no money!
I got yelled at at work last night and I don't even caaaaaaare!
I should work on my resume.