Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
Hot Dips
littlewashu

Omigaaaaaaaaaahhh.

I was sitting here at work, been here for an hour, minding my own biz-ness my biz-nass when allofasudden my lower back went ungggggghhhhh and ow it's all sore or something. And then I think I might have a little indigestion or something? All at once? I think I'm dying. Is there some sort of fatal condition which is evidenced by sudden lower back pain accompanied by mild indigestion? Cuz I think I've got it.

In related news, I do not look forward to getting old and falling apart, because I am such a baby about pain. Last night I had indigestion or gas or heartburn or something -- by the way, how the hell am I supposed to know which is which? I was absent that day. I feel something in my chest, I know I'm supposed to take something Tums/Mylanta/Pepto Bismol related, but I'll be damned if I know exactly what I'm experiencing. Also I hate saying that I have "gas", it sounds so gross, even though it isn't really, it's just really severe chest pain. I was watching Harry Potter last night (finally!) (it was okay) and whining to myself about my terrible gas. The last time I had indigestion (see? I'm just going to call it that) was when watching the first LotR movie with my mom, so maybe my mom's DVDs give me gas. Ha ha.
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    Today is Thursday. Settlement on the sale of our house is Tuesday. I took the dog for a walk today, and I started to get a little emotional.

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