Last week (or maybe the one before, I forget) I got a new (to me) computer here at work, and Windows XP was installed on it (I like it). For the first time in my life, I remembered to rev up Excel and grab all of the other Office Assistants from the Windows CD before I gave it back. I am totally embarrassed to tell you that the cat is SO GODDAMNED CUTE that he (literally) makes me giggle. Dude, sometimes he jumps up and puts his paws on my screen and smiles at me! Swoon. He seriously is adorable, he's like the perfect cat in that he's nice and quiet and affectionate and doesn't jump into your bed at four in the morning to bite you on your forehead and then run away.
Also sometimes he cleans himself!! Also sometimes he sleeps and his arm hangs down!!
Man, this cat is so much cheaper than a rocketship.