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So I'm reading through the ordinance for Monroe Township, New Jersey, and in the Definitions section, I came across the following:

MASSAGE PARLOR - Any establishment, public or private, where physical contact is provided resulting in any specified sexual activity or sexual conduct.

Isn't that . . . bizarre? What do they call a -- well, massage parlor, then? Where people get actual massages?

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rjwhite
Dec. 10th, 2003 07:08 am (UTC)
Stationery store.
calamityjon
Dec. 10th, 2003 07:19 am (UTC)
WELL THEN WHAT DO THEY CALL A STORE THAT STANDS PERFECTLY STILL????!Interrobang
taumeson
Dec. 10th, 2003 07:17 am (UTC)
i think they consider a nice back rub to be sexual.

not that it isn't at times.
tawdryjones
Dec. 10th, 2003 07:27 am (UTC)
CHESS!!!!
That is bizarre. Gotta love Jersey.
bakerloo
Dec. 10th, 2003 08:41 am (UTC)
this is probably due to that Rainbow Light Therapy in marlton...
rhino777
Dec. 10th, 2003 07:32 pm (UTC)
BANGCOCK!
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