Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
Hot Dips
littlewashu

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors . . .

So I'm reading through the ordinance for Monroe Township, New Jersey, and in the Definitions section, I came across the following:

MASSAGE PARLOR - Any establishment, public or private, where physical contact is provided resulting in any specified sexual activity or sexual conduct.

Isn't that . . . bizarre? What do they call a -- well, massage parlor, then? Where people get actual massages?
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