Breasteses aside, though, I kind of like the name Delilah. When I was little and lived in Queens, there were two girls (probably in their twenties) who lived next door to us, and they had a weiner dog named Delillah. In England, they call them "sausage dogs".
I like weiner dogs. I think I want one, someday. Not yet, though. I'm not responsible enough. And I'm very, very terrified of commitment.