Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
Hot Dips
littlewashu

Oh, so hey, a few weeks ago UPS tried delivering a package to my house. As a result of several mis-steps on their part too boring to explain, after a couple weeks of bouncing around Sizzouth Jersney, I think that shit was sent back to the sender. I don't remember ordering anything recently, and apparently the package was being sent to "Keritha", which is not actually my real name (and if it were, it WOULD NOT RHYME WITH ARETHA, please pay attention), so it was perhaps a super secret surprise birthday present? If it was from you, I'm really sorry I didn't receive it, but it was totally UPS's fault, seriously, they're jackasses. UPS can suck it. USPS is the way to go, baby, and barring that, FedEx is preferable.

I'm pretending the box was filled with money. Or weed.
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