My date for Meghann's Vagina* had to cancel, unfortunately. Is there anyone planning on attending tonight, who hadn't bought their ticket yet? If so, come with me! Is there anyone who wasn't planning to attend but now REALLY REALLY WANTS TO because a) it will be awesome and I bet they drop the C bomb more than you've ever heard at once ever and b) hello I will be your date? Come with me!
I had a party this weekend and it was great! Everyone wore sunglasses and Las Vegas hats! Tami has a whole new style that she's going to rock out in Paris! It's going to be all Hawaiian shirts, all the time. Giving American tourists a good name the world over!
More later I guess.