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I know most of you guys aren't interested in celebrity gossip bullshit (and those who are have probably already seen this today) but this email is phenomenal. Lindsay Lohan supposedly sent this out to friends and lawyers via her BlackBerry the other day:

Subject: The Way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.  I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help.  Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country.  Our people.  Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me.  Which we all know and can obviously see.  People are just mean.  I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she’s done to me. Its my life.  I want to live it.  People cannot lie and think its okay to continue having done so.  Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me.  I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, MichaelHeller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

This kid is such a fucking trainwreck. This is clearly the result of a lethal combination of a poor education, naturally occurring stupidity, mental instability, shitty parenting, and being high on coke and/or oxy and/or vodka. Also this is the second time (did you see the letter she wrote after the death of Robert Altman?) she's both misspelled and misused the word "adequate." I do not think that word means what she thinks it means.


Dec. 8th, 2006 02:05 am (UTC)
yeah, i don't get it this post at all. what's the big deal? she's upset because she wrote a personal letter to the family of a friend who had just, you know, DIED, and that letter was made public by the press and she was ridiculed. i've had friends die on me, it's not fun. i would probably go batshit too if for some reason complete strangers decided to make fun of a personal email i sent to the family of my dead pal.

the press treat her like shit, and sure it's interesting to read and funny to laugh about but do we really need to be fueling this completely pointless fire? obviously she's not very well educated and can hardly put a sentence together but who the fuck cares? why are we putting these actors and actresses on pedestals and expecting so much out of them? they're entertainers, they aren't educators, why does it matter if she can spell a word or not? OMG!! SHE CAN'T SPELL! SHE'S ALWAYS HIGH ON COKE!! SHE MAKES MOVIES!! SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW A PERIOD WORKS AND WHERE TO PLACE ONE, EVER!! SHE'S A SHITTY ACTRESS WHO'S BEEN IN THE SPOTLIGHT SINCE SHE WAS 11!!!
Dec. 8th, 2006 03:50 am (UTC)
i'd make fun of this person if it was a lj'er's little sib, or girlfriend, or anyone at all.
Dec. 8th, 2006 03:55 am (UTC)
really? if your livejournal friend wrote something about her friend dying, you'd be like "OH SNAP HILARIOUS YOU SPELLED THE WORD ADEQUATE WRONG HAHA YOU LOSER!"?? i think even YOU would have more tact than that.
Dec. 8th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
you'd be WRONG also, what are you even talking about? nobody died in this email!
Dec. 8th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
I'm with Mordicai, I'll make fun of ANYONE who can't put a sentence together. This post wasn't really about the Altman letter, it was about the paranoid BlackBerry text. Heck, in this context the grammar and punctuation can almost be excused -- it's hard to compose on a small screen like that, I'd imagine, especially when you're drunk -- but that doesn't really matter, man, the content is still amazing in itself.

You say it's "interesting to read and funny to laugh about," and that's what we're doing. I don't only write about things that are "big deals."

(Also, it's my understanding that while the BlackBerry text was leaked, the Altman letter was released to the press by LL personally. It was completely within her capacity to find a proofreader. She didn't. And I agree with calamityjon, the sentiment is sweet, but you know.)
Dec. 8th, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
I had heard that she actually sent it to the press herself, as well as to the family. She seems to enjoy e-mail blasting a large group of people in her little rants.

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