Last night I watched three episodes, and everybody was mutilating turns of phrase, it was hilarious. I wish I had written them down. Robert said, in reference to the elimination at the wedding dress challenge, that someone's "going to get left at the aisle [sic] on their [sic] wedding day." Not the altar, the aisle.
My favorite was Starr worrying that she was going to be "landblasted" by the judges. I should give her the benefit of the doubt, she might have said "lamblasted," but it sure as hell wasn't "lambasted" like the closed captioning said. I seriously rewound that shit like five times.
In other news, work is HECTIC so I must get back. Chow!