I'm so happy! Oh it's always the same when he goes away for hunting or whatever. Here is the timeline:
Before he leaves:
To Chris: Oh baby, I'm going to miss you so much!
Secretly to myself: oh man, house to myself! Do whatever I want! No random houseguests! Yippee!
Night that he leaves:
The first few days he's gone:
Hey, this isn't so bad at all. In fact it is amazing. I miss the single life. I can cook dinner all by myself and not die! Dogs are warm! I'm an independent woman!
Then after a while:
This is boring. Where is the bourbon.
Then he comes home:
The next day:
[Chris does something to piss me off] Ugh, go back to Hawley.