I just discovered that for the past four years, I have been stuffing a queen-sized comforter into a twin-sized duvet cover. That is not a euphemism.
Also Chris just figured out (after over five years in our house) how to operate the doors on our medicine cabinet. This whole time we just thought it was poorly designed.
My 2014 resolutions went really well this year; I'll have to think of one or two for next year. Hopefully I'll write about that at some point.