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You guys probably didn't believe me about the aye-aye lemur (I was spelling it wrong; my bad), so here he is. And this little guy doesn't look NEARLY as ugly as some of his brethren. The aye-aye lemur is honestly the ugliest living thing I have ever seen, and although I haven't seen every living thing yet, I am doubtful that an uglier one exists. AND, this part I forgot (I was rather lifted when I was watching the John Cleese nature program), one of the things that make them REALLY freak-ay is that they have one loooooong finger, which they stick into holes in trees so that bugs will crawl on them and then they take their finger out and eat the bugs off. Ewwww! All of their fingers are long and black and sharp and incredibly creepy-looking. They freaked the living shit out of me, even more than Mister Bojangles does. And that's a lot.

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misterscarecrow
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:28 am (UTC)
I have that John Cleese lemur video on ... video. I'll let you borrow it if you want to be freaked out by the aye-ayes some more.
littlewashu
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:31 am (UTC)
NO THANKS, MAN.

So do YOU find the aye-aye lemur to be as terrifying as I do?
misterscarecrow
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:34 am (UTC)
Nope. I mean, yeah, they're freaky, but there are freakier mammals out there.

I don't remember what they are right now, but they're out there.

I've decided I'm gonna hook a VCR up to my video-capture card and take stills of the aye-aye and John Cleese.

And then I'm gonna make a million random email accounts, and mail you a picture EVERY DAY.

And you will love it.
littlewashu
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:36 am (UTC)
Make sure you get one of him and his creepy fingers.


Oh, and one of the lemur as well.


illscientist
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:35 am (UTC)
That fuckign bojangles shit is the best internet thing I have ever seen. Oh my god. I'm doing a post about it in my own livejournal, it's so fucking good.

Also, I expect everyone on your friends list will now be changing their piicture to that lemur.
littlewashu
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:39 am (UTC)
Thanks for giving them the idea, dickhead.



Haha! I'm just kidding.



No I'm not. UP YOURS.
illscientist
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:43 am (UTC)
No, up YOURS. Come back to that! Come on, I dare you!

And, y'know, I'd've done it, except I don't have photoshop or anything on my work computer. Further, now if anybody does do it, they're being predictable and it's not as funny, because I already said it, so they probably won't do it. Maybe. I don't know. But I'm just tryin' to help- damn.
misterscarecrow
Aug. 10th, 2001 08:36 am (UTC)
OH GOD, WASHU! RUN! MISTER BOJANGLES IS AFTER YOU!

You gots to be more careful what you say, girl!
slickninja
Aug. 10th, 2001 09:01 am (UTC)
Fuckin' A. Mister BoJangles has more friends than me. Go figure.
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