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Let's go for a walk!

Henry is cooped up in my apartment all day every day, so today I took him outside. I put him on a leash (relatively painlessly for me, I might add, which surprised me), and carried him downstairs.

Most of the time when I try to leave the house, he's there at my feet, trying to escape. So I finally let him out, and does he enjoy it? Of course not. He stayed by the door, sniffing around, and eventually started pawing at the door and crying. Aren't cats supposed to be curious? So I put him in the grass: "Here, this is what grass feels like!" I say, but he didn't like it and leaped to the sidewalk. Two jets passed overhead; Henry looked panicked and crouched low, and he got all fuzzy. I let him in then. What a pussy.

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bigtoe250
Sep. 24th, 2001 08:00 am (UTC)
i hope you are learning a very valuable lesson. never buy vile, disgusting creatures (cats)...just eat them.
illscientist
Sep. 25th, 2001 08:39 pm (UTC)
Hey! You're not Clive Anderson!

Are you?

In other news, your mix tape is ready to roooo-ooock, except that it's like all downer and sad and slow.
illscientist
Sep. 27th, 2001 02:41 pm (UTC)
ps, what a ... oh, never mind.
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