What ever happened to moderation? What ever happened to mediocrity? What ever happened to admitting that you DON'T KNOW and you're not in a position to know, really? Man, they should fucking make me the president, because I don't want the job and I wouldn't know what the fuck I was doing. Hal's a goddamned idiot, but he's also a fucking genius, because he KNOWS he's a goddamned idiot. We should make HAL the president.
On a lighter note, Word won't give me synonyms for idiot, moron, dummy, dunce, or imbecile. Why?