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Mmm, unexpected danish . . .

I was a little hungry this morning, but now I'm not, I'm not even CLOSE. This is because some crazy lady -- I guess she's a client or something -- loves us to pieces and brought in the following, for no reason other than she was visiting the office today:

-two boxes of bagels
-four tubs of cream cheese
-four sticks of butter
-five boxes of doughnuts
-two HUGE bags of apples
-a bag of pears
-four bags of peanuts
-paper plates
-napkins

And these weren't no Dunkin' Donuts pastries, my friend: these were BAKERY goods from a real live bakery, and nice paper plates and napkins, too; sounds silly, but this woman really went all out! Apparently she does this all the time, whenever she visits the office. I had an everything bagel, and now I'm working on a glazed danish. I may skip lunch today, though I guess it doesn't count if I fat myself on pastries to do so.

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calamityjon
Nov. 19th, 2001 08:23 am (UTC)
We've got free bagels up at the front desk, right where the lady who works there has hung a sign that says "This is a no loitering/lingering zone." I called her on putting free bagels in a no-lingering zone, which would seem to create a terrifying conflict.

"It's because I'm EVIL!"

Alright, lady.
slickninja
Nov. 19th, 2001 08:40 am (UTC)
Fuck the bagel, eat a stick of butter.
bigtoe250
Nov. 19th, 2001 11:21 am (UTC)
every time i eat a stick of butter, somebody goes, "ewwwww." or "you are fucking disgusting." -- so, if you are going to eat a stick of butter, make sure that you can handle the ridicule that goes along with it.
calamityjon
Nov. 19th, 2001 01:05 pm (UTC)
This so sounds like sex advice for the terminally G'ed up.
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