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A word to the wise: don't smoke a lot of weed and then go to Target. Mitch had some errands, and I had some stuff to get too, so on Sunday we went and split up. I dropped close to a hundred dollars. I bought a four dollar mechanical pencil that looks futuristic. I spent minutes (though they seemed like hours) in the kitchen aisle mooning over the shiny pans. "These are the sexiest kitchen utensils I've ever seen!" I exclaimed to myself, over and over, until Mitch wheeled by and I could say it to him. The brushed aluminum! The heavy, rubberized handles! The gentle ladle curves! I bought a garlic smasher and a new peeler and a set of GORGEOUS Oneida measuring cups and a cutting board and a muffin pan. Yesterday I discovered that I already own a muffin pan, as yet unused.

I highly recommend smoking a lot of weed, and then going to Target. Though leaving your wallet behind is probably a good idea.

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rxgreene
Jan. 23rd, 2002 11:00 am (UTC)
Can we call you a baker then?
calamityjon
Jan. 23rd, 2002 11:06 am (UTC)
She IS a baker, in just about every sense of the word. And she must be bakin' now, cause she's hot, baby!

...


Sorry.
tamisevens
Jan. 23rd, 2002 11:14 am (UTC)
I did that
One day during my sophmore year in college, after smoking a lot of pot, I decided that I need new comic books NOW (or, THEN. whatever). I got in my car and drove to the Deptford mall, where, in my hazy state, I spent an hour in the comic book store, spending all kinds of money. After I left the store, I wandered through the mall for another hours, buying silly random things (like earings from a shoe store) and taking a really long time in each store.

I think I went home, smoked more pot, and read comics for the rest of the night.

Ah, that was a good year.
calamityjon
Jan. 23rd, 2002 11:25 am (UTC)
Re: I did that
If only you'd gotten high and gone to Target, you coulda stole stuff!

Stealer.
tamisevens
Jan. 23rd, 2002 11:53 am (UTC)
Re: I did that
When I get high, I usually want to steal from Wawa. I have no idea why. I'll go in a steal a donut or something, and be really obvious about the whole thing, just to see if I can "get away with it."

I'm such a teenager.
qed
Jan. 23rd, 2002 11:38 am (UTC)
.

That's just a natural extension of the Target effect. Chaos and I have both noticed that it's physically impossible to walk out of Target spending less than $100. You go in there for plastic cups, paper plates, and soda (the 3 things we always need from Target) and end up spending $100. And that's not even under the influence of any mind-altering substances, aside from whatever they pump through the air conditioning system.
counterfeitfake
Jan. 23rd, 2002 11:42 am (UTC)
Re: .
it's physically impossible to walk out of Target spending less than $100

I so, so beg to differ.
calamityjon
Jan. 23rd, 2002 12:04 pm (UTC)
Re: .
It's almost impossible for me to walk through Target without going into sort of an apoplectic fit and throwing stuff all over the place.
misterscarecrow
Jan. 23rd, 2002 12:06 pm (UTC)
Re: .
It's almost impossible for me to walk through Target at all.

Since we don't have one here.
counterfeitfake
Jan. 23rd, 2002 01:29 pm (UTC)
Re: .
I FUCKED YOUR MOM TARGET!
manningkrull
Jan. 23rd, 2002 02:09 pm (UTC)
Re: .
NICE ONE.
prettykate
Jan. 23rd, 2002 12:25 pm (UTC)
Re: .
My sisters (like Gbean)and I experience something similar in CVS. Makeup, Fun pens, Lisa frank stuff, Frames, cheap chocolate... man, EVERYTHING is in CVS!
quba
Jan. 24th, 2002 07:06 am (UTC)
Re: .
I read that as fun penis. I need more coffee.
tamisevens
Jan. 23rd, 2002 02:39 pm (UTC)
Re: .
it's very possible. you must be high!
rhino777
Jan. 23rd, 2002 03:27 pm (UTC)
hehehehe....i especially like the muffin pan one...i think i did the same thing with phone wire before.....
liebevil
Jan. 24th, 2002 08:57 am (UTC)
I've...I've never been in a Target.

I'd never been in a Wal-mart before until last month.

There are no 7-11s in Manhattan.
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