Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
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Tarjhey or Weekend Shopping Tips From Washu-Chan

A word to the wise: don't smoke a lot of weed and then go to Target. Mitch had some errands, and I had some stuff to get too, so on Sunday we went and split up. I dropped close to a hundred dollars. I bought a four dollar mechanical pencil that looks futuristic. I spent minutes (though they seemed like hours) in the kitchen aisle mooning over the shiny pans. "These are the sexiest kitchen utensils I've ever seen!" I exclaimed to myself, over and over, until Mitch wheeled by and I could say it to him. The brushed aluminum! The heavy, rubberized handles! The gentle ladle curves! I bought a garlic smasher and a new peeler and a set of GORGEOUS Oneida measuring cups and a cutting board and a muffin pan. Yesterday I discovered that I already own a muffin pan, as yet unused.

I highly recommend smoking a lot of weed, and then going to Target. Though leaving your wallet behind is probably a good idea.
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    Today is Thursday. Settlement on the sale of our house is Tuesday. I took the dog for a walk today, and I started to get a little emotional.

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    I QUIT MY JOB!

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