Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
Hot Dips
littlewashu

Nip

Okay, so I never really knew much about nipples until a few months ago, when my subscription of Playboy started revving up. I kind of had the idea that bigger was better, but that's sort of . . . it. Ooh, ooh, sidenote: my friend in high school (a boy) had the weirdest nipples. They looked the same all the time, and their little nibs were like spheres only a little bit attached to his body, they looked as though if you pulled on one it would come right off. Gave me the willies to look at them, at the beach and whatnot.

Okay, so back to girl nipples. By reviewing the entire slate of Playmates of 2001 (included in the January issue so that you could decide how to cast your vote for Playmate of the Year), I have determined that, among white women (no ethnic ladies in 2001 -- how fucking shitty. But have you seen Hef's seven current girlfriends? They're ALL fakey fakey blondes. How boring! You'd think that with seven girlfriends, he'd want some variety), there are two kinds of nipples.

The first are big and shiny and smooth. The second are smaller and wrinkled. The first ones FREAK ME OUT and I don't like to look at them because they make me uncomfortable. I do not find them aesthetically pleasing AT ALL. The second are beautiful and wonderful. Well, I mean, they're just nipples, but you know, compared to the freak show ones, they're great.

Jon says I mention my own nipples often. I've never noticed.
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    Today is Thursday. Settlement on the sale of our house is Tuesday. I took the dog for a walk today, and I started to get a little emotional.

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