7056 - Never perform any maintenance or service work to any machine or appliance unless fully qualified and authorized to do so.
This one isn't as amusing. They probably just mean "don't fuck with the copy machine, you'll just break it more".
Today is Thursday. Settlement on the sale of our house is Tuesday. I took the dog for a walk today, and I started to get a little emotional.
I QUIT MY JOB!
So it wasn't until late 2013 that I learned how amazing Ursula K. Le Guin is, and how much I adore her. I have been slow in getting through her…