Hot Dips (littlewashu) wrote,
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Today's Q & A with Mister Grammar Person

I just read a comment in which someone said "couldn't of". "Couldn't of"? What could that possibly mean? It's "couldn't HAVE," you fuckface. That's like spelling "our" "are". Do you even pay attention to the words you are typing, are writing, are saying? And that's not a fucking typo, people: that's someone who THINKS that people are saying "couldn't of". I can't even make a parody-ic sentence about it, because it doesn't make any sense. Couldn't HAVE! Aaarrrrrgh!

Oh, and if I ever catch any of you writing "alot" as one word, I'm going to come over and rip your fucking face off with my fucking teeth.
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    Today is Thursday. Settlement on the sale of our house is Tuesday. I took the dog for a walk today, and I started to get a little emotional.

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